Hey METULHEDZZ!!
Are you fuckin' pissed off that Tool, RATM and other meathead headbanger bands aren't listed for this year's Coachella?
Well, fear fucking not motherfuckers! Yeah, fuck yeah!! Mastodon is here to appease you and to lower the collective IQ of the entire festival!
OK, and now, a drink recipe from my high school days, the better to rot your brain with this drivel with:
HORSEPISSER
2 oz. Canadian Club whiskey
Mountain Dew
1. Fill a glass with ice
2. Add whiskey
3. Add Mountain Dew
4. Enjoy!
